Flying Fashion Faux Pas

I'm not perfect when it comes to fashion. Frankly, no one is. We all have off days. However, it seems that many people's off day is at one of the best people watching locations on the planet: the airport. After traveling all day from PHL to MDW to OMA, I've seen more than a couple things that just aren't quite right. I didn't want to take pictures because, well, that's rude. But, I will list these airport atrocities here just so you don't accidentally get those people watching mongrels giggling at you. 

Alrighty, buckle your belts and prepare for takeoff! 

1) The Typical Tropical Tee. 

Just no. Older men, younger men, the couple. Stop. The big, bright, bold pattern is never flattering. I get it. They are comfortable and they remind you of your latest trip, but pictures last longer and you don't have to worry about your big prints making you look bigger. Your better alternative is a simple one colored or smaller patterned polo. Darker colors on the plane hide things like sweat marks and pesky spills that may have occurred during turbulence. Remember, what happens in the tropics, stays in the tropics. 

2) White Tee, White Undergarments.

Ladies, if your tee is white do not wear a white bra. Sorry to put it bluntly, but you can see it so clearly though the white shirt. Most of the time white tee shirts are not as opaque as you think. Therefore, putting anything white underneath makes that area darker or whiter and the rest show your flesh color. Uh-oh! It looks rather interesting. Unfortunately, many people don't know this rule: White under white is not all right! But now you do, so don't do it again! ;)

Your better alternative is a nude colored bra or cami. People won't notice and will only see your beautiful white tee! 

3) Wear clothing that covers you. Even when wrinkled! 

Today I saw the creases of a rump under a very wrinkled dress. I'm sure the dress would have covered her bottom had it not been wrinkled, but as of getting off the plane, it did not. For poor vertically challenged people like me, where many bottoms are eye level, it's hard to avoid seeing those dress code disasters. Your dress for traveling should always be at the knee or slightly above. That way you know, that I know, that You know you are not showing anything that I don't want to see. A recent up trend in Maxis has been wonderful to see. Maxis are never too short! (However, I have seen a black maxi that was see through. So, no matter the color, no matter the thickness double check your luggage and your behind!) Another great way to combat this criminal act would be to wear wrinkle free clothing. That way you never have to worry about wrinkled clothing when going to see the ones you love...or the ones you work for. 

4) Do Not Sag Your Pants. 

Repeat! DO NOT SAG YOUR PANTS! I understand getting trough TSA with a belt is a hassle, but for your mother's sake, find a pair of jeans that fits your hips.  I have seen many males doing this, but I have seen a few women wearing saggy pants as well. Darlings, you say you wear your jeans up a size because of comfort; however, I guarantee anything you have to pull up more than once a day is less comfortable than hiking those jeans up every 5 minutes. And Gentlemen, your lady friends don't want to see your boxers, even of they have weed on them (yes, I saw this. Heaven help my generation.) 

5) 5 Inch Stilettos

I get it. They are cute. You walk fine in them. You say you can even run in them. For heaven's sake put them in your carry on if you have to have them at your final destination. The airport is full of uncertainties, and any one of these uncertainties can hinder you from reaching your connecting gate or baggage claim. I would hate too see a heel break, a slip on a wet spot, or possibly a heel getting wedged in an escalator step! A better option would be kitten heels if heels are a must. They are easier to maneuver and classier. The best option would be a cute pair of flats. Whether they are plain black or bedazzled pink--flats are always a welcomed sidekick for strutting down the aisle of a crowded flight.  

6) Pajamas. 

You are in public. You are not in your bedroom. You may have a long flight ahead, but more than likely someone is taking time out of their day to pick you up. The least you can do is throw on a pair of jeans or even yogas and look presentable and grateful for them picking you up. Pajamas don't do you to your gratitude justice. To stay comfortable and stylish try something like yoga pants or jeans for girls or jeans or cargo shorts for guys. There are comfortable and/or loose fitting options that leave you looking a little fresher and happier.

7) Sunglasses Inside.

It's just not that bright. Unless you're a celebrity; you're probably just not that cool. And that's okay. Take off the aviators and do you...without them. Unless you are going for the record of wearing sunglasses the longest. In that case, aviate on dude, aviate on. 

8) That look where your hoodie hood is on your head but it's not actually on. 

Do you know what I'm talking about? I remember doing this in 5th grade thinking it was cool, but if you are in your 20s it's not the best look. Especially if you are almost sprinting on the moving walkway. It's kind of like a failure cape.... 

To fix your silly superhero look and to make sure you still don't loose that precious hoodie tie it to your carry on or around your waist. I find tying it to my carry on works best because I can tie the arms tighter than I can around my waist. Hip problems, you know.... :) 

9)Dirty Jeans. 

You are going to be crammed into a tiny plane next to strangers, and you choose to wear muddy jeans and boots? Common sense would be to at least don a fresh pair. Simple solution--change your pants before you leave the house. If you can't do that; pack a spare pair. Please and thank you! 

10) Shoeless on the Airplane. 

This may not be a fashion faux pas if you have a fresh pedicure, but even then your feet may stink. If at all possible keep your shoes on! If you have to take your shoes off during the flight it might be in your best interest to wear sandals or shoes that allow your feet to breathe. This allows others to breathe on the plane. Phew! 

So next time you are taking a trip across the country keep these simple rules in mind. You'll be thankful and the people watchers may be thankful too! 

The current condition in your destination is perfect weather to carpe diem, dear! Thanks for enjoying reading and rouge and have a wonderful evening! 

-Liv